Marine Reflects on Leaving Angelenos Behind as Helicopter Rises
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
A 26-year-old marine reflects on leaving innocent Angelenos behind as his helicopter ascends into the sky, expressing concern for their fate.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledWe tried to help as many as we could, but at the end of the day, we can’t take them with us—God help them.
I never wanted to return to the utter carnage of Rodeo Drive.
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