Man Rescuing Dog Gets Stuck in Chimney, Requires Firefighter Rescue
By
The Onion Staff
An everything bagel for the brain. Substantive, layered, well-seasoned.
Summary
A man in Connecticut got stuck in a chimney while trying to rescue his dog from a locked building, requiring firefighters to intervene.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledAt some point, you just gotta let your dog live with the decisions it makes. - Haylie Nance, Balm Producer
They probably could have just lured the man out of the chimney with a treat. - Axel Parra, Necktie Archivist
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