Man Recalls Angels Asking Him to Sign NDA After Near-Death Experience
By
The Onion Staff
Sat out too long. The crust has gone leathery.
Summary
A man recounts a near-death experience where angels asked him to sign a nondisclosure agreement, making it difficult for him to share the life-changing event.
Key quotes
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I saw a blinding white light, I felt a warm glow envelop my body
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