Man Placed on Sex Offender Registry for Licking Ice Cream Cone in Public
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The Onion Staff
The kind of bagel you'd toss to the pigeons.
Summary
A 54-year-old man in Wells, Maine was placed on a sex offender registry for licking an ice cream cone in public. Authorities claimed the act was 'indecent' and could have been witnessed by children, with police thanking witnesses who reported the incident outside Seaside Scoop Shop.
Key quotes
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"citizens had a right to be warned about the types of individuals residing in their area"
"authorities confirmed Thursday that they had placed 54-year-old William Barry onto a sex offender registry for being a grown man who had licked an ice cream cone"
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