Man Cleans Meth Lab Before Landlord's Inspection
By
The Onion Staff
Tired, dry, slightly forgotten on the back of the tray.
Summary
A man in Mesa, Arizona is cleaning up his meth lab in preparation for his landlord's visit, covering bullet holes with framed pictures and disposing of drug-making materials like empty Sudafed boxes and broken beakers.
Key quotes
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"He's gonna be all over my ass if I don't get these burn marks out of the carpet"
"He's a real stickler about shards of glass from shattered beakers littering the floor"
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