Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’
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The Onion Staff
8mo ago· 2 min readNews
WASHINGTON—Suddenly appearing at the lectern after emerging from a hole in the floor, a limbless, slippery Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced at a White House press conference Friday that “becoming an eel is a sign of good health.” “Big Pharma may have brain
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