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Satirical piece: Justin Bieber reportedly added to World Cup Final halftime show lineup

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Alex Suskind

1h ago· 2 min readen

Summary

A satirical article reporting that Justin Bieber has been added to the FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show lineup, joining an absurdly exaggerated roster of performers including Madonna, Shakira, BTS, Coldplay, Miss Piggy, Kermit, and the cast of Sesame Street. The piece humorously notes Bieber's recent involvement in the NHL Draft as well.

Source

PitchforkSatirical piece: Justin Bieber reportedly added to World Cup Final halftime show lineuppitchfork.com

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In an apparent attempt to promote as many professional sporting events as possible, Justin Bieber has now been added to the FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show on July 19.
He joins an already loaded performance lineup of Madonna, Shakira, BTS, Burna Boy, Coldplay, Miss Piggy, Kermit, a chorus of 4th and 5th graders from an elementary school in Staten Island, and—last but certainly not least—the cast of Sesame Street.
It's been busy a few weeks for Bie
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He joins an already-stacked lineup of Madonna, Shakira, BTS, and Kermit

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