JD Vance Criticized by His Own Reflection in Mirror
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The Onion Staff
9mo ago· 1 min readen
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Summary
JD Vance faced criticism from his own reflection in a mirror, which berated him for perceived moral failings and sycophancy. The incident was described as an expression of outrage against the vice president.
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"You don’t represent me! You’re a sniveling little liar and pathetic disgrace—not only to your family and your community, but to the nation and the entire world."
WASHINGTON—In an expression of outrage at the vice president for his perceived ineptitude and lack of principles, JD Vance was reportedly booed Monday by his own reflection in the mirror. “You suck, you morally bankrupt prick! Go fuck yourself!” said Vanc
