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Humorous Preview of Fictional Summer Box Office Movies

By

The Onion Staff

11mo ago· 2 min readen

Summary

The article provides a humorous preview of fictional summer box office movies with satirical descriptions of the plots.

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Nicolas Cage stars in a psychological thriller about the horrors of not knowing whether young people are making fun of you or not.
You’ll come for the outfits, stay for the outfits, and leave wondering if the outfits were worth it all.
Whoa, they changed the order of the names? Anything could happen in this crazy flick!
Stick around for the post-credits scene where Florence Pugh stares blankly down at the eight-figure paycheck in her hands, remembering there
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The Surfer: Nicolas Cage stars in a psychological thriller about the horrors of not knowing whether young people are making fun of you or not.

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