Humorous Preview of Fictional Summer Box Office Movies
By
The Onion Staff
You can taste the rush. The dough hadn't risen.
Summary
The article provides a humorous preview of fictional summer box office movies with satirical descriptions of the plots.
Key quotes
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You’ll come for the outfits, stay for the outfits, and leave wondering if the outfits were worth it all.
Whoa, they changed the order of the names? Anything could happen in this crazy flick!
Stick around for the post-credits scene where Florence Pugh stares blankly down at the eight-figure paycheck in her hands, remembering there
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