Humorous Preview of Fictional Summer Box Office Movies
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The Onion Staff
11mo ago· 2 min readen
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Summary
The article provides a humorous preview of fictional summer box office movies with satirical descriptions of the plots.
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· 4 pulledNicolas Cage stars in a psychological thriller about the horrors of not knowing whether young people are making fun of you or not.
You’ll come for the outfits, stay for the outfits, and leave wondering if the outfits were worth it all.
Whoa, they changed the order of the names? Anything could happen in this crazy flick!
Stick around for the post-credits scene where Florence Pugh stares blankly down at the eight-figure paycheck in her hands, remembering there
The Surfer: Nicolas Cage stars in a psychological thriller about the horrors of not knowing whether young people are making fun of you or not.
