Homeland Security Secretary's Unusual Outfit Raises Questions
By
The Onion Staff
More crust than filling. Mostly air.
Summary
Sources are puzzled by Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's unusual outfit, which includes a firefighter helmet, night-vision goggles, high heels, and a wet suit, speculating on the reason behind it.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledHuh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?
We’re in a conference room, but maybe she’s going somewhere afterwards? But where exactly would that be?
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