FEMA Acting Chief's Confusion with Wind
By
The Onion Staff
Crumbles when you bite it. Light on filling.
Summary
The acting head of FEMA, David Richardson, became confused by the concept of wind after feeling a slight breeze through an office window.
Key quotes
· 1 pulledDoes anyone else feel, like, air moving across their skin?
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