FBI Declares Brown University Shooting Investigation a Cold Case
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The FBI has officially designated the Brown University shooting case as cold after years of investigation with no significant leads. The case involves an unsolved shooting incident at the prestigious Ivy League institution, and despite extensive efforts by law enforcement, no suspects have been identified and the investigation has reached a dead end. The designation means the case will no longer be actively investigated unless new evidence emerges.
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