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FBI Announces Location and Rescue of Today Show Host Savannah Guthrie

By

The Onion Staff

3mo ago· 2 min readenNews

Summary

The FBI announced they have located Savannah Guthrie, a Today show host, after an almost two-week search. FBI director Kash Patel stated that a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Guthrie, who appeared unharmed and not malnourished. The announcement praised the efforts of hundreds of agents and cooperation from state and local law enforcement.

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FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located.
This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way.
cooperation from state and local law enforcement had been instrumental in leaving no stone unturned in the search for the missing Today show host.
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WASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before da

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