England Wins Euro 2025 Final in Penalty Shootout Against Spain
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Summary
England retained the European Championship by defeating Spain 3-1 in a dramatic penalty shootout during the Euro 2025 final. The match highlights and reactions are available exclusively to UK users.
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England make history by defending European title in dramatic win over Spain.
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