Emerald Fennell Announces 'Wuthering Heights' Film as Faithful 'Twilight' Adaptation
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Director Emerald Fennell claims her upcoming 'Wuthering Heights' film will be a faithful adaptation of 'Twilight,' describing it as a 'dark, brooding romance' and promising fans will love the scene-by-scene adaptation of the 2005 supernatural-fantasy novel.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled"When you take on a classic, people are understandably going to have strong feelings, but trust me on this—you're going to love it"
"The respect I have for Twilight is tremendous. In fact, I gave hardcover copies of it to the entire cast"
"I can't wait for the world to finally see our vision for this timeless story"
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