Elderly Man Drives Down Rome's Spanish Steps, Requires Firefighters' Assistance
By
The Onion Staff
Crackling crust, pillowy middle. The kind of bagel that earns a second cup of coffee.
Summary
An 80-year-old man drove down Rome's Spanish Steps, leading to firefighters recovering his vehicle from the landmark. Quotes reflect varying opinions on the incident.
Key quotes
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"Fuckin’ Waze, man." - Matheus Simon, Shelf Collector
"What were they thinking putting steps outside?" - Drew Lozada, Janitor
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