Death of Margo McQueen at Age 63 and Family Commentary
By
The Onion Staff
Day-old at best. Try it dunked in something stronger.
Summary
The article mentions the death of Margo McQueen, age 63, which occurred eight months ago, and notes that there was a memorial service attended by the reader's father. It also includes a comment about Margo's sister having excessive Botox treatments.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledOh! Margo McQueen, 63, died.
You knew that, right? Like, eight months ago.
There was a memorial. Your father went.
Said her sister's really gone off the deep end with the Botox.
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