Chief Of War Season 2 to Feature Native Hawaiian Warriors Battling Mark Zuckerberg
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The Onion Staff
A touch underbaked. Edible, but you'll want a strong coffee alongside.
Summary
Producers of the Apple TV+ series 'Chief Of War' have confirmed that Season 2 will feature Native Hawaiian warriors battling tech billionaire Mark Zuckerberg. The season will primarily take place on the north shore of Kauai, where Kamehameha and his troops will surround Zuckerberg's compound, with producers noting the warriors will 'meet their match' in the tech mogul.
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· 3 pulledI'm proud to share we're all set for Chief Of War season two, which will primarily take place on the north shore of Kauai as Kamehameha and his troops surround Mark Zuckerberg's compound
the skilled fighters would 'meet their match' in the tech billionaire
Chief Of War producers confirmed Tuesday that the second season of the Apple TV+ series would follow the Native Hawaiian warriors as they battled Mark Zuckerberg
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