Satirical Article Mocks Banking Security Advice About Sharing Information With 'Nice' People
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Summary
A satirical article from JPMorgan Chase (via The Onion-style humor) warning customers to only share banking information with people who "seem nice," mocking overly simplistic security advice by suggesting customers verify scammers have "kind eyes" and a "pleasant demeanor" before handing over passwords.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledFraudsters can use your online passwords and PINs to drain your accounts before you even notice, so always take extra precautions to verify they have kind eyes, a welcoming laugh, and a pleasant demeanor.
Warning that curt greetings and aggressive demands could be a sign someone was a scammer, JPMorgan Chase officials reminded customers Friday to only share banking information with people who seemed nice.
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