Boston Man Experiences Unexpected Thrill When Fleetwood Mac's "The Chain" Resurges After He Thought It Ended
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The Onion Staff
Crusty in the right places. Worth the chew.
Summary
A Boston man named Peter Verran experienced an unexpected thrill when he prematurely thought Fleetwood Mac's 1977 song "The Chain" was ending, only to be surprised by the song's sudden resurgence with a powerful bass line that created what was described as the most exhilarating sonic journey of his life.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledPrematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac's 'The Chain' was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucking life Monday.
Verran incorrectly understood the receding guitar licks and cymbal crashes just before the three-minute mark to be the song's conclusion.
A suddenly resurgent bass line would soon escort him on the single most exhilarating sonic journey he would experience in the entirety of his time on earth.
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