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Satirical diary mocks FIFA President Infantino's confusion and shifting allegiances

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Gianni Infantino

4d ago· 6 min readde

Summary

A satirical diary entry from FIFA President Gianni Infantino, mocking his confusion about locations, matches, and his shifting national allegiances. The piece humorously portrays Infantino as disoriented, self-absorbed, and politically opportunistic — claiming to be Italian at heart while attending events in Miami, Seattle, and Vancouver, and confusing which teams played. It satirizes his disconnect from reality and his performative nature.

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Hinter mir liegt ein wunderbarer Tag. Ich durfte dabei sein, als Belgien gegen Usbekistan gespielt hat. Oder war es Saudi-Arabien? Egal.
Beifall für Gianni Infantino: Gianni Infantino klatscht für sich
Aus tiefstem Herzen Italiener
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In Miami findet ein echtes Familientreffen statt. Und in Seattle muss der Fifa-Präsident noch mal über Italien nachdenken. Oder war es in Vancouver?

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