Andy Cohen Announces 'The Real Housewives Of My Attic' Based on Attic Noises
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The Onion Staff
Crusty in the right places. Worth the chew.
Summary
Andy Cohen, executive producer of Real Housewives, announced via Instagram Live that he has greenlit a new show called 'The Real Housewives Of My Attic' based on the scuttling and scampering noises he hears from his attic 24 hours a day. The announcement was made in a dramatic fashion with Cohen appearing shaking and wild-eyed, holding his phone up to the attic hatch in his Hamptons home.
Key quotes
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a shaking, wild-eyed Andy Cohen took to Instagram Live Monday to announce he had just greenlit The Real Housewives Of My Attic
capturing only the sound of his own ragged breathing
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