American Tourist Confused by Overly Complex Automated Device in Tokyo Bathroom
By
The Onion Staff
Crisped on the outside, thoughtful enough on the inside.
Summary
An American tourist in Tokyo encounters an overly complex automated sexual device in a bathroom stall, featuring a glowing panel with cartoon icons, tubular suction gears, and a welcome jingle. The tourist expresses confusion and frustration with the device's complicated interface that offers ambiguous 'pleasure style' options instead of straightforward functionality.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledAmerican tourist Trevor Willis acknowledged he was totally overwhelmed Thursday by a confusing Japanese glory hole with way too many bells and whistles
Okay, so the screen is telling me to select my 'pleasure style,' and the options are a picture of a tulip, a volcano, and a trumpet
is there not just a normal blow-job button?
a baffled and sexually frustrated Willis said before he hesitantly
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