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American Tourist Confused by Overly Complex Automated Device in Tokyo Bathroom

By

The Onion Staff

3mo ago· 2 min readen

Summary

An American tourist in Tokyo encounters an overly complex automated sexual device in a bathroom stall, featuring a glowing panel with cartoon icons, tubular suction gears, and a welcome jingle. The tourist expresses confusion and frustration with the device's complicated interface that offers ambiguous 'pleasure style' options instead of straightforward functionality.

Key quotes

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American tourist Trevor Willis acknowledged he was totally overwhelmed Thursday by a confusing Japanese glory hole with way too many bells and whistles
Okay, so the screen is telling me to select my 'pleasure style,' and the options are a picture of a tulip, a volcano, and a trumpet
is there not just a normal blow-job button?
a baffled and sexually frustrated Willis said before he hesitantly
Snippet from the RSS feed
TOKYO—In a bathroom stall outfitted with a glowing panel of cartoon icons and a series of tubular suction gears that pulsed in choreographed sequence to a cheery welcome jingle, American tourist Trevor Willis acknowledged he was totally overwhelmed Thursd

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