ABC Announces Cancellation of Mormonism Following Disturbing Video Footage
By
The Onion Staff
Leave it on the tray for the seagulls.
Summary
ABC announced it was canceling Mormonism after reviewing disturbing footage featuring church member Taylor Frankie Paul. The decision was made by parent company Disney Entertainment Television, which stated it would not move forward with the Mormon faith and would support authorities in their investigation.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledABC announced Friday it was canceling Mormonism
After reviewing this disturbing footage, we have made the decision not to move forward with the Mormon faith
We understand this last-minute decision may throw a wrench into your Sunday plans
our focus is on supporting authorities in their investigation
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