A disappointing visit to the Great American State Fair: extreme heat, sparse crowds, and overpriced food
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Adam Gabbatt
Summary
A humorous, first-person account of attending the Great American State Fair, which turns out to be a disappointing experience marked by extreme heat, sparse attendance, overpriced food ($25 for a pretzel), and lackluster attractions. The author compares it to other disappointing fairs from their past, painting a picture of a sad, poorly attended event that contrasts sharply with the expected grandeur of a state fair.
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· 3 pulledI have been to some disappointing fairs in my time.
at least you can pay $25 for a pretzel
inside Trump's dreadful state fair
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