A Satirical Look at 2025's Most Anticipated Celebrity Memoirs
By
The Onion Staff
A good honest bake. Not flashy, but you'll finish the whole bagel.
Summary
The article humorously critiques three upcoming celebrity memoirs in 2025: Tom Hanks' memoir focuses on his frustration over the lack of attention to his 2011 film 'Larry Crowne,' Kelsey Grammer's memoir avoids personal scandals and instead discusses living an artful life, and Greta Thunberg's memoir (incomplete in the provided content) seems to address environmental themes.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledThe famous actor spends the vast majority of his memoir berating people for not paying more attention to his 2011 romantic comedy.
Honestly, don’t even bother, because this doesn’t mention the sex tape or his divorces at all and just goes on and on about the nature of living an artful life and boring shit like that.
This Planet’s Not Big Enough For The Two Of Us
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