2006 Chrysler Sebring for Sale: $2,900, 120,000 Miles, Local Pickup
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The Onion Staff
Yesterday's bagel. Skim it, don't savour it.
Summary
An obituary-style listing for John Alford's 2006 Chrysler Sebring, priced at $2,900 with 120,000 miles, available for local pickup.
Key quotes
· 1 pulledJohn Alford, 81, leaves behind his 2006 Chrysler Sebring, 120,000 miles, $2,900. Local pickup only.
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