Satirical Piece Claims Trump Had Olympic Canoeist Arrested Over Reflecting Pool Algae
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Dave McKenna
Summary
A satirical article about Donald Trump's alleged overreaction to an algae problem in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, claiming he had an Olympic canoeist arrested. The piece uses crude humor and exaggeration to criticize Trump's administration and distract from other issues.
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DefectorSatirical Piece Claims Trump Had Olympic Canoeist Arrested Over Reflecting Pool Algaedefector.comKey quotes
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One might say the growing algae debacle on the National Mall left him up shit's creek without a paddle, and so he had an Olympic canoer arrested.
It's another sign of how far the republic has fallen that the biggest reaction to throwing folks in jail to distract from presidential fuckups is laughter.
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