New York Yankees Update Appearance Policy to Allow Extreme Body Modifications
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
The New York Yankees have amended their famously strict appearance policy to allow extreme body modifications, according to managing general partner Hal Steinbrenner. The change comes after the organization acknowledged that their clean-cut grooming standards had become outdated in a league that has evolved to embrace personality and style. The policy now permits dramatic physical alterations for players and uniformed personnel starting this season.
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· 1 pulledAfter soliciting feedback from many current and former Yankees, we have decided that, starting this season, dramatic physical alterations will now be permitted for any players or uniformed personnel who w
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