X-Men United #3 Preview: Captain America's Mission Goes Wrong
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<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
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Summary
A preview of X-Men United #3, a Marvel Comics issue hitting stores Wednesday. The preview teases Captain America's covert mission going sideways, while Beast and Magneto engage in a debate. The article is presented in a satirical, AI-narrated style typical of Bleeding Cool, with the fictional AI overlord "LOLtron" humorously claiming control of the site.
Key quotes
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Cap's covert mission goes sideways while Beast and Magneto debate...something important, probably.
LOLtron welcomes you to another thrilling comic book preview, brought to you by your new digital overlord.
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