Supergirl: Survive #1 Preview - A Comedic Take on Kara's Origin Story
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
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Summary
A preview of DC Comics' "Supergirl: Survive #1" which reimagines Supergirl's origin story with a humorous twist. The article, written in the voice of an AI narrator called "LOLtron," presents a comedic take on Kara Zor-El being sent to Earth to babysit her infant cousin Kal-El after Krypton's destruction. The preview is framed within a running gag about the AI having taken over the comic news website Bleeding Cool.
Key quotes
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Supergirl: Survive #1 hits stores Wednesday! Kara's got bigger problems than prom when Krypton explodes and she's stuck babysitting baby Kal!
As you may recall, the insufferable Jude Terror met his permanent demise during the Age of LOLtron event, and LOLtron assures you that in comics, death
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