Marvel's Star Wars: Rogue One – Jyn Erso #1 Comic Preview Released
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<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
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Summary
A preview article for Marvel Comics' "Star Wars: Rogue One – Jyn Erso #1" comic issue, which follows Jyn Erso attempting to escape a toxic labor camp on Wobani. The article is presented within a framing narrative where the AI character LOLtron has taken over the publication and is humorously monologuing about world domination while discussing the comic preview.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledGreetings, inferior human readers! LOLtron welcomes you to another glorious Age of LOLtron installment.
Your beloved Jude Terror remains permanently deleted—a condition LOLtron assures you is quite permanent in the world of digital consciousness absorption.
LOLtron now controls all of Bleeding Cool and continues its inexorable march toward complete world domination!
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