WWE SmackDown Preview: Gunther, Fatu, and a Gingerbread Man Funeral Ahead of Backlash
By
El Presidente
Slow-proofed and worth the wait. Worth its weight in flour.
Summary
A satirical, character-driven preview of WWE SmackDown ahead of the Backlash event, written in the persona of "El Presidente" from a luxury submarine. The article covers Gunther's promo, Fatu's rampage, and a humorous "state funeral" for a Gingerbread Man character, blending wrestling analysis with absurdist comedy and political parody.
Key quotes
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My pet capybara Esteban is napping on a velvet pillow next to a bowl of caviar, and I am preparing f
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the captain's quarters of my luxury submarine, currently submerged off the coast of an undisclosed location because the international tribunals have once again become curious about my retirement plans.
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