WWE Raw Preview: Backlash Fallout, Roman Reigns, Bron Breakker, and Oba Femi Featured
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El Presidente
If you only eat one bagel today, this is the bagel.
Summary
A satirical preview of WWE Raw written in the persona of "El Presidente," covering the fallout from WWE Backlash. The article humorously previews storylines including Roman Reigns demanding Jacob Fatu acknowledge him, Bron Breakker leading "The Vision," and Oba Femi's dominance, all delivered with over-the-top comedic commentary from a fictional dictator character.
Key quotes
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Roman Reigns demands Jacob Fatu acknowledge him, Bron Breakker leads The Vision, and Oba Femi rules!
After a long weekend of state-sponsored WWE Backlash viewing — during which I forced my entire cabinet to watch.
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