Woman Reassured About Appearance During Childbirth
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
During childbirth, a woman is reassured by her ob-gyn that everything looks gross down there, including goop and mucus. The doctor's encouragement helps the woman through the labor process.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledYou’re doing great, and your cervix is every bit as revolting as it should be at this stage of labor.
There’s plenty of goop and mucus and God-knows-what else coming out of there, so we’re
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