Woman Expresses Insecurity About Eating in Front of Surveillance State
By
The Onion Staff
Sat on the counter overnight. Well past its best.
Summary
A woman in Los Angeles expresses discomfort eating in front of the surveillance state due to insecurity about government monitoring. She fears being observed by 'Big Brother' and feels embarrassed despite rationalizing the government's focus on ideology over personal habits.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledI try to remember the government is more interested in my ideology than my macronutrients, but still, every time, I get so embarrassed
I’d hate for Big Brother to see me with mustard on my face
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