WNBA Announces Expansion and Caitlin Clark Cloning Experiment Progress
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The WNBA announces expansion into three more cities as part of a cloning experiment to replicate Caitlin Clark, a point guard, in order to populate 18 teams with genetic copies of her.
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"Fans all over the United States and Canada will have the opportunity to witness the impact of this groundbreaking experiment."
"The league would have the capacity to populate 18 teams with exact genetic copies of the point guard once the clones were finally done incubating."
NEW YORK—Calling it a “historic moment” in women’s basketball history, the WNBA announced Wednesday that the league would expand into three more cities as its Caitlin Clark cloning experiment neared completion. “Soon, Cleveland, Detroit, and Philadelphia
