Satirical Look at Who Didn't Attend Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Fictional Wedding
A satirical article about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's fictional wedding at Madison Square Garden, listing notable celebrities who were absent from the event including fellow pop stars and members of the royal family. The piece describes a 12-hour celebration with 1,000 guests and a strict no-phone policy.
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The highly-anticipated event, which kicked off with a 4 p.m. ET cocktail hour and didn't wrap until the following morning, brought together the likes of Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid, and Zoë Kravitz.
At both events, there was a strict no-phone policy that applied not only to guests but also to security personnel and vendors.
From fellow pop stars to members of the royal family, here's who didn't attend Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding in New York City.
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