White Sox Fans Asked to Remove Polish Sausage During National Anthem
By
The Onion Staff
The kind of bagel you'd toss to the pigeons.
Summary
White Sox fans were asked to remove Polish sausages from their mouths during the national anthem at a game, with the announcer instructing them to show respect by placing the bun over their hearts until the song ended.
Key quotes
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Please rise and kindly remove any tubed meats from your mouth
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