White House Evacuated Due to Trans Alarm Activation
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The White House was evacuated after the trans alarm went off during President Trump's morning briefing, triggering a security breach.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledOfficials confirmed the transgender alert system was triggered during President Donald Trump’s morning briefing.
With an alarm blaring the words “Trans, trans, trans,” the Secret Service initiated a Code Rainbow.
The White House was evacuated Tuesday after the building’s trans alarm went off.
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