White House Doctor Claims Trump Has More Bones Than Previous Presidents
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Summary
White House physician Capt. Sean Barbabella claims President Donald Trump has "far more bones" than any previous U.S. president, stating that medical examinations continue to reveal additional bones in his body including dozens in each arm, 70+ in his rib cage, and hundreds of vertebrae composing multiple branching spines.
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"Donald Trump has 'far more bones' than any U.S. president on record"
"the dozens of bones making up each of his arms, the 70-odd bones in his rib cage alone, and the hundreds of vertebrae composing his multiple, branching spines"
WASHINGTON—In an effort to curb speculation regarding the physical health of the commander-in-chief, Capt. Sean Barbabella, physician to the president and director of the White House Medical Unit, confirmed Thursday that Donald Trump has “far more bones”
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