White House Apologizes for Foreign Dignitary Being Bitten by Rabid Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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White House officials apologized to a foreign dignitary after he was bitten by a rabid Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who was identified as the health secretary. Eyewitnesses described the shocking incident involving blood and frothed saliva.
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Bobby, let go. Let go!
WASHINGTON—In what may be their first apology issued for the behavior of a Cabinet member, White House officials reportedly apologized to a foreign dignitary Tuesday after the man was bitten by a rabid Robert F. Kennedy Jr. “Sorry, sorry, that’s just our
