Satirical Headlines Parodying News Media and Everyday Life
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A collection of humorous, absurd, and satirical headlines that parody common tropes in news media and everyday life. Topics range from a 'Law & Order: SVU' writer struggling to invent new rape storylines, to baby names being taken by Ninja Turtles, a man heartbroken his scheme is called 'harebrained', a friend refusing to download Venmo, and an Amber Alert describing the Wienermobile. The piece is a compilation of short, joke-style headlines typical of satirical or comedy publications.
Key quotes
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Man Who Spent Months On Scheme Heartbroken To Hear It Called 'Harebrained'
Busty Friend Pulls Flask, Cocktail Glass, Lawn Chair Out Of Cleavage
Amber Alert Describing Wienermobile
Moat Already Paying For Itself
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