Satire: FIFA reportedly introduces water break during national anthems at World Cup
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Der Postillon
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A satirical article from dpo (Der Postillon) reporting that FIFA has introduced a water break during national anthems at the World Cup to prevent players' throats from getting dry while singing. FIFA President Gianni Infantino is quoted citing studies about the strain of singing anthems at high temperatures. The piece mocks FIFA's proliferation of official breaks and over-regulation in football.
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bskySatire: FIFA reportedly introduces water break during national anthems at World Cupder-postillon.comKey quotes
· 2 pulledDas Wohl der Spieler steht für uns nicht nur während des Spiels, sondern selbstverständlich auch vor dem Anpfiff an oberster Stelle
Studien haben ergeben, dass das Singen der Hymne bei hohen Temperaturen die Stimmbänder belastet
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