Wedding Planner Suggests Dance Lessons to Taylor Swift for Her Wedding
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Summary
A wedding planner delicately asks Taylor Swift if she has considered taking dance lessons for her upcoming wedding, suggesting they could be helpful for brides and assuring her that anyone can learn to dance with practice.
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I promise it's a skill that anyone can learn. Some people just have a natural rhythm, and for others it's harder to catch onto
Attempting to broach the sensitive subject as delicately as possible, Taylor Swift's wedding planner reportedly asked the artist Friday if she had ever considered dance lessons
NEW YORK—Attempting to broach the sensitive subject as delicately as possible, Taylor Swift’s wedding planner reportedly asked the artist Friday if she had ever considered dance lessons. “They’re completely optional, of course, but a lot of brides find th
