Warning from Older Sources: Physical Decline with Age is Inevitable
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Slightly older sources warn younger individuals about the inevitable physical decline with age, emphasizing that current discomfort is just the beginning.
Key quotes
· 1 pulledHoo boy, you might think things hurt already, but buckle up, because this is just the beginning
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