VP JD Vance Asks National Guard Member to Handle Service Rifle
By
The Onion Staff
A reheated bagel, served cold.
Summary
Vice President JD Vance approached a National Guardsman in Washington D.C. and asked if he could touch the soldier's service rifle, expressing both curiosity and nervousness about handling the weapon.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled"Sorry to bother you, sir—is that thing real?"
"a little scared," but if it wasn't any trouble
"would also love to feel the weight of the private's M4 rifle in his hands for a couple seconds"
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