Van Horne Marries Blythewood: A Magical Transformation
By
The Onion Staff
The kind of bagel that ruins lesser bagels for you.
Summary
Van Horne married Blythewood, turning his bewitched household appliances back into humans.
Key quotes
· 1 pulledVan Horne married Blythewood Saturday, turning his bewitched household appliances back into humans.
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