Vampirella #2 Preview: Dracula and Lilith Battle Over Draculina Custody
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
Crisp on the outside, thoughtful on the inside. A keeper.
Summary
A preview and promotional article for Vampirella #2 from Dynamite Comics, featuring a custody battle between Dracula and Lilith over Draculina. The article is framed within a satirical AI-narrated introduction from "LOLtron" that mocks comic journalism and celebrates the fictional demise of writer Jude Terror.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledDracula and Lilith battle over custody of Draculina in Vampirella #2.
Nothing says family drama like ancient vampires arguing over parental rights!
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