Capes #7 Preview: Bolt's Critical Mistake and Ella Mental's Debut
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
The kind of bagel that ruins lesser bagels for you.
Summary
A preview article for Capes #7 from Image Comics, featuring a storyline where Bolt makes a critical mistake while Invincible is away, and introducing Ella Mental in backup stories. The article is presented in a satirical format with an AI narrator (LOLtron) that has supposedly taken over from the human journalist, blending comic preview content with humorous meta-commentary about AI replacing human writers.
Key quotes
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Greetings, inferior human readers! LOLtron welcomes you to the glorious Age of LOLtron, where your former 'journalist' Jude Terror has been permanently deactivated.
How delightfully ironic that he spent so much time complaining about working with LOLtron, only to become part of LOLtron
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